用錯比喻

我公司今日有個 Halloween Party﹐大概四點半開始。於是﹐由四點鐘開始﹐我就聽到一D小朋友o係我附近走黎走去。但係我又奇喎﹐平時四點半過後我已經無乜心機做野﹐今日竟然o係D充滿噪音環境底下﹐我勤奮到六點半。

不過﹐果D 噪音唔係o黎自D小朋友。係我個同事“憤怒肥”。原因係佢老婆開緊車同佢地D仔過o黎開 party 蕩失路。我地方圓十個 cube 範圍內﹐都聽到佢大大聲對住個電話講...

「you have to make a right at the XX ave, and since you made a left, you are heading to a wrong direction. If you were Columbus, you would never have found America.」

聽完﹐週圍成班都o係度笑。

但係﹐我突然醒起﹐哥倫布都係因為蕩失路先搵到新大陸喎。